Scroll through my dash here, I find random porn.
Scrolling through my dash on the account I use to find stuff for the porn blog (AKA the blog that only follows porn blogs), I find random TFIOS fan art.
Tumblr, you will never cease to amuse me.
oh god this makes me feel so much better about this scene
Put this screencap on my tombstone
This is a nervous-quick drawing pre-graduation that i made last year.
Wow, if this is ‘nervous and quick’ I’d love to see the drawings you take your time on. This is quite lovely.
MY GRANDMA GOT ALL A’S IN “ETIQUETTE” (YES THAT WAS AN ACTUAL CLASS IN HER HIGH SCHOOL) AND SHE TOLD ME, “DEAR,” SHE SAID,
“YOU NEVER CROSS YOUR LEGS, YOU CROSS YOUR ANKLES. BUT THE GREAT THING ABOUT YOU LIVING IN THIS GENERATION IS YOU DON’T HAVE TO FOLLOW MY GENERATION’S RULES. SIT THE WAY YOU WANT. IF SOMEONE LOOKS UP YOUR SKIRT, JUST TELL THEM YOUR AUNT MARY WILL KILL THEM.”
WHICH IS TRUE
MY AUNT MARY HAD A SWITCHBLADE IN A SPECIAL POCKET OF HER NIGHTGOWN UNTIL THE DAY SHE DIED
the moral of this story is
1. Sit the way you want.
2. My great aunt Mary was a fucking badass.
Just a few kids that lost on Star Search
…who now dominate the world.